One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. back to back they faced eachother, drew thier swords and shot eachother. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and kiled the two dead boys. Don't ask... it confuses drunk people when you ask them to find the flaws in the poem and you say it really fast... lol... "nope... sounds fine to me, nice story!" lmao

Edit: I own page two.... sweet!

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If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. lol One of my favs.

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'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy (8/26/06)

quote Originally posted by Patrick: but I respect what you had to say nevertheless.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: What's the difference between nonetheless & nevertheless?

quote Originally posted by Patrick: About three letters.

Ya know... I don't care who ya are, that right there was funny!

quote Originally posted by 8Ball: [QUOTE]Originall said by Lewis Black: Had it not been for my horse, I would have never made it thru college.

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That's the one... Lewis Black's rants rock.

quote Originally posted by slickrick2000: I wish my daughter liked it as much as he does....instead she likes smelly horses..hehe"

"Nothing satisfies my bacony thirst like a good bottle of Pennocks!"

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"Mr. Hering, your Ferrari is ready."

Ed

quote Originally posted by edhering: "Mr. Hering, your Ferrari is ready." Ed

roflmao

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1985 GT Fastback
Low Original Miles at 41,506!!!
01 Cavalier Z24 16" wheels
KYB shocks
KYB struts with coilovers-coming soon

This one cracked me up yesterday. In our area we get a freebie auto sales paper called Wheels for You. In it was an ad from Boyett motor in Holton/Topeka, KS. Here's the ad:

'04 Mazda Miata Speed
6 speed, Stainless, one of a kind

2 to choose from

HUH?!?!?!

John Stricker

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quote Originally posted by jstricker: This one cracked me up yesterday. In our area we get a freebie auto sales paper called Wheels for You. In it was an ad from Boyett motor in Holton/Topeka, KS. Here's the ad: '04 Mazda Miata Speed 6 speed, Stainless, one of a kind 2 to choose from HUH?!?!?! John Stricker

Geez, that's right up there with "hurry, won't last!"

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Wife: "You only brought 2 models home with you from the lingerie shoot!? I told you I wanted three!"
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