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Sentences that have never been spoken before.... by Scott-Wa
Started on: 11-12-2006 07:29 PM
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Last post by: Boondawg on 11-14-2006 12:25 PM
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. back to back they faced eachother, drew thier swords and shot eachother. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and kiled the two dead boys. Don't ask... it confuses drunk people when you ask them to find the flaws in the poem and you say it really fast... lol... "nope... sounds fine to me, nice story!" lmao

Edit: I own page two.... sweet!

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Report this Post11-13-2006 03:09 PM Click Here to See the Profile for whadeduckClick Here to Email whadeduckSend a Private Message to whadeduckDirect Link to This Post
If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. lol One of my favs.

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Report this Post11-13-2006 09:57 PM Click Here to See the Profile for 84BillClick Here to visit 84Bill's HomePageSend a Private Message to 84BillDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Patrick:
but I respect what you had to say nevertheless.


 
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Originally posted by Boondawg:
What's the difference between nonetheless & nevertheless?


 
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Originally posted by Patrick:
About three letters.


Ya know... I don't care who ya are, that right there was funny!
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Originally posted by 8Ball:
[QUOTE]Originall said by Lewis Black:

Had it not been for my horse, I would have never made it thru college.
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That's the one... Lewis Black's rants rock.
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Originally posted by slickrick2000:
I wish my daughter liked it as much as he does....instead she likes smelly horses..hehe"



"Nothing satisfies my bacony thirst like a good bottle of Pennocks!"

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Report this Post11-14-2006 08:41 AM Click Here to See the Profile for edheringClick Here to visit edhering's HomePageClick Here to Email edheringSend a Private Message to edheringDirect Link to This Post
"Mr. Hering, your Ferrari is ready."

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Originally posted by edhering:

"Mr. Hering, your Ferrari is ready."

Ed


roflmao

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Report this Post11-14-2006 10:39 AM Click Here to See the Profile for jstrickerClick Here to Email jstrickerSend a Private Message to jstrickerDirect Link to This Post
This one cracked me up yesterday. In our area we get a freebie auto sales paper called Wheels for You. In it was an ad from Boyett motor in Holton/Topeka, KS. Here's the ad:

'04 Mazda Miata Speed
6 speed, Stainless, one of a kind

2 to choose from

HUH?!?!?!

John Stricker

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Originally posted by jstricker:

This one cracked me up yesterday. In our area we get a freebie auto sales paper called Wheels for You. In it was an ad from Boyett motor in Holton/Topeka, KS. Here's the ad:

'04 Mazda Miata Speed
6 speed, Stainless, one of a kind

2 to choose from

HUH?!?!?!


John Stricker




Geez, that's right up there with "hurry, won't last!"

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Report this Post11-14-2006 12:25 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BoondawgClick Here to Email BoondawgSend a Private Message to BoondawgDirect Link to This Post
Wife: "You only brought 2 models home with you from the lingerie shoot!? I told you I wanted three!"
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And Now For Something Completly Different:

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