BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Pittsburgh by Wichita
Started on : 11-07-2006 07:06 PM
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Last post by : frontal lobe on 11-08-2006 02:01 PM
Nov 7th, 2006
Wichita Member Posts: 20658 From: Wichita, Kansas Registered: Jun 2002
Pittsburgh, PA --Pittsburgh Steelers football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Bill Cower immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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AP2k Member Posts: 2408 From: Registered: May 2006
MegaLOL
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wiley90 Member Posts: 81 From: sheboygan Wi USA Registered: Nov 2005
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Or it was cocaine. seems more likely.
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84Bill Member Posts: 21085 From: Registered: Apr 2001
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Typical... no comment from Homeland security.
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ryan.hess Member Posts: 20784 From: Orlando, FL Registered: Dec 2002
football is played with a round ball
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ryan.hess Member Posts: 20784 From: Orlando, FL Registered: Dec 2002
quote Originally posted by 84Bill: Typical... no comment from Homeland security.
No
comment , but plenty of action. 3 enemy combattants were detained, tried and executed.
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84Bill Member Posts: 21085 From: Registered: Apr 2001
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quote Originally posted by ryan.hess: No comment , but plenty of action. 3 enemy combattants were detained, tried and executed.
Are you sure they werent sent to Yemen for "questioning" first..
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ryan.hess Member Posts: 20784 From: Orlando, FL Registered: Dec 2002
How would we know?
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WingNut - MD Member Posts: 5261 From: Hockeytown Registered: Apr 2003
We have been having this same issue here in Detroit for years.
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Jake_Dragon Member Posts: 32849 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001
LOL
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paulcal Member Posts: 2608 From: Jacksonville, Fl Registered: Oct 2002
You sure that wasn't the Oakland training field?
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Nov 8th, 2006
VSarge Member Posts: 62 From: St Louis, MO Registered: Oct 2006
quote Originally posted by ryan.hess: football is played with a round ball
Noooo, that's futball!
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Mike Marden Member Posts: 432 From: Fernandina Beach, FL Registered: Aug 2006
quote Originally posted by paulcal: You sure that wasn't the Oakland training field?
He He He As a plankowning Seahawks fan, RIGHT ON!!!!
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frontal lobe Member Posts: 9042 From: brookfield,wisconsin Registered: Dec 1999
quote Originally posted by 84Bill: Typical... no comment from Homeland security.
Homeland security actually had responded with a yellow alert, but the team ignored it, assuming it was just another penalty flag.
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