There once was a lady from Niger <---------------------(rhymes with 'tiger, contrary to graffiti you may have read!) Who smiled as she rode on a tiger They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile On the face Of the tiger...
And one from the Clinton era:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown, What Kaczynski must surely have known, That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter As a choice of how to be blown...
There was a young man came from Kent whose willie was exceedingly bent To save himself trouble He stuck it in double And instead of coming..he went ----------------------------------------------- There was a young lady from Devises Whose breasts were of two different sizes One was so small it was no use at all But the other was HUGE..and won prizes.
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sostock Member
Posts: 5907 From: Grain Valley, MO Registered: May 2005
He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost She's slippin through his fingers as she's movin' out to the coast He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost
Alyson was a cute dame her beauty could drive men insane when it comes to eating there is no competing and chubs is now her new name
She was sort and plump with a round soft rump if ever you saw her you'd shout hoot and holler your sexy but Jersy's a dump
In the north where it snows the most beautiful thing grows a lady of beauty an absolute cutie from her head to her toes edit to add I have alot more but they are of the proper dirty limerick kind.
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84fierotrevor Member
Posts: 4998 From: puyallup washington Registered: Oct 2001
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Had a little monkey! sent him to the country!!! fed him on on ginger bread!!!!! along came a choo! choo!! and knocked him koo!! koo!! now my little monkeys dead!!!
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Raydar Member
Posts: 40686 From: Carrollton GA. Out in the... country. Registered: Oct 1999
I have a feeling that this thread is going to go downhill really quickly. ...and I'm here to help.
There once was a lady from Exeter, Was so beautiful, men craned their necks at 'er. And one was so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at 'er.
There was a young man from Dajeeling, who boarded a bus bound for Ealing He saw on the door 'don't spit on the floor', so he stood up and spat on the ceiling.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to fetch for her dog a bone When she got there the cupboard was bare So the dog gave her a bone of his own.
There were two young N*ns came from Brandon who went for a ride on a tandem As they rode through the streets they'd removed both the seats So their Mother Superior banned 'em!
He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost She's slippin through his fingers as she's movin' out to the coast He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost
word...!
Thats not a limerick. That helped Bill beat his stutter so he could destroy evil.
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rpro Member
Posts: 2920 From: Rockledge, FL Registered: Jun 2006
There once was a girl from Couquille, Who's crotch was made of blue steel, She got all her thrills from a pneumatic drill, and an off center emery wheel.
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fogglethorpe Member
Posts: 4828 From: Valley of the Sun Registered: Jul 2001
There once was a man from New Joisey Who's neighbors were excessively noisy So he packed up his taters And said "See ya later" And caught the next airplane to Boise
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Posts: 5907 From: Grain Valley, MO Registered: May 2005
there once was a man from Nantucket who's D!ck was so long he could suck it he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin if his ear had lips he woud F#^k it
the last line dosent sound right but its been years since ive even thought about that saying ------------------