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Headlines for the year 2029 by Raydar
Started on: 07-17-2006 02:42 PM
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Something to annoy everybody.
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut. (Hummmmmmmmm) Now that's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut. (Hummmmmmmmm) Now that's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a good one
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Report this Post07-17-2006 05:06 PM Click Here to See the Profile for whadeduckClick Here to Email whadeduckSend a Private Message to whadeduckDirect Link to This Post
Kim Jung Il is still trying to gain the respect of the international community by finally creating his own My Space account and setting up a blog. lol

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The Price of gas jumps to $53.11 a gallon. Economists reassure us that this price is still below the highest price paid in 1979 when adjusted for inflation.
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Report this Post07-17-2006 10:50 PM Click Here to See the Profile for paulcalClick Here to Email paulcalSend a Private Message to paulcalDirect Link to This Post
Headline Florida: PaulCal's grandson finally finishes his grandfathers 85 Fiero project but now he can't drive it since the Al Gore act of 2024 outlawed cars. He still plans to visit the family farm in Florida once Florida is found after hurricane Hillary seperated it from the mainland.

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Report this Post07-17-2006 11:14 PM Click Here to See the Profile for DtheCClick Here to Email DtheCSend a Private Message to DtheCDirect Link to This Post
DtheC's Pivot Pin tool is finaly returned from the estate of FieroGT 42, to celebrate, DtheC finaly installs his Dew Wipes.

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Ol' Paint, 88 Base coupe auto.
Turning white on top, like owner.
Leaks a little, like owner.
Doesn't smoke, unlike owner

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Report this Post07-17-2006 11:33 PM Click Here to See the Profile for WichitaClick Here to Email WichitaSend a Private Message to WichitaDirect Link to This Post
About the Spotted Owl. I read this in "Freakonomics" that the Federal Government spent $9,000,000....Yes 9 million dollars per bird to protect it.

I guess it was important.

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Report this Post07-17-2006 11:33 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ryan.hessClick Here to Email ryan.hessSend a Private Message to ryan.hessDirect Link to This Post
Ha! You wish!

1) A comet will become crashed into us
2) The ozone layer will say FU and leave
3) Nuclear missiles will be passing each other, guaranteeing mutually assured destruction, meanwhile:

4) Russian President Putin screams "AAAAAAAAHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!"

Nevermind the bird flu, small pox, terrorists, global warming and the like.
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Originally posted by ryan.hess:

Ha! You wish!

1) A comet will become crashed into us
2) The ozone layer will say FU and leave
3) Nuclear missiles will be passing each other, guaranteeing mutually assured destruction, meanwhile:

4) Russian President Putin screams "AAAAAAAAHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!"

Nevermind the bird flu, small pox, terrorists, global warming and the like.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!

LMAO. I LOVE that little clip. So classic.

"WTF mate?"
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