Israel, egged on by a consortium of GWB and Halliburton, started WWIII today by using their reptilian/magical powers to attract a comet to earth. The comet struck the earth in Africa, causing a tidal wave to form in the Pacific Ocean in the mystical, bottomless Marianas Trench. The wave thoroughly soaked the entire population of Japan, and being that they are catlike and capable of shape shifting into cats at will, they were totally pissed. Japan said **** all y’all, and responded by nuking every landmass supporting life on earth. Every other country with nukes then fired them at Japan to retaliate. Dr. Bubba Bullshite went on record that everyone in the world should expect to die a burning, painful death within the next 5 minutes to 353 years, as ICBMs tend to be unpredictable by randomly speeding up and slowing down in route.

By: 37 illegal Mexican immigrants, (we stole this job from a hard working American journalist)

Source: www.totallylegitimatenewssource.com
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Seriously though, are those of you that this thread lampoons so insecure and in need of attention that you must constantly post end-of-the-world threads and the like just to get some views? You guys have the right to post whatever you want as long as it is within the bounds of the forum rules, but come on, enough is enough. This is getting almost as bad as Avengador with his hourly 35th repost stupid chain e-mail threads.

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More info at: https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum1/HTML/043357.html

We call that a Bacon Script.

But the end is near........it is.......it is........

isnt it? <ROTFLMFAO>

That link was BOGUS, Bigfieroman!
You must be one of THEM.

[This message has been edited by NEPTUNE (edited 07-13-2006).]

And the point of your thread was any different? Don't like 'em, dont read 'em.