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Farmer Joke by FieroDiva
Started on: 06-11-2006 03:36 PM
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Last post by: cliffw on 06-11-2006 05:18 PM
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An Iowa farmer was sitting at the table, while his wife was preparing
dinner. His wife dropped a spoon and bent over to pick it up. As she bent over, the farmer said, "Honey, your butt is as big as a
combine." The wife picks up the spoon and continues cooking, with no comment to her husband. As she put the dinner on the table, she dropped the pepper
shaker on the floor. While she was bent over picking it up, the farmer said, "Honey, I take that back. Your butt is as big as two combines!" The wife
picks up the pepper, sets it on the table and begins eating with no comment to her husband.
Later on that night, after the couple had gone to bed, the farmer started feeling a little frisky. As he cuddled up to his wife, he
noticed that there was no response on her end. He tapped his wife on the
shoulder and asked her what was wrong. She replied, "Do you really think
that I am going to fire up $300,000 dollars worth of machinery for one little corn
cob?"

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Report this Post06-11-2006 04:42 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BoondawgClick Here to Email BoondawgSend a Private Message to BoondawgDirect Link to This Post
"If I knew I was going to play in a Cathedral, I'd have brought a bigger organ!"

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Report this Post06-11-2006 04:44 PM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroAngelClick Here to Email FieroAngelSend a Private Message to FieroAngelDirect Link to This Post
Now that was good. I wish I could come up with smart a$$ coments like that.
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now thats funny, i don't care who you are!

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Report this Post06-11-2006 05:18 PM Click Here to See the Profile for cliffwClick Here to Email cliffwSend a Private Message to cliffwDirect Link to This Post
Funny.
I heard sort of the same one.
Quick version, since you know the punch line.
A couple was vacationing in Mexico. Three times, at three different shops, she wanted to buy a bikini. Three times he told her she was built like a washing machine. That night, when he was frisky, she told him that he did not need a washing machine. With that small load, he could wash it by hand.
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