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hahaha! See! We need more "out of the box" thinking! by ryan.hess
Started on: 06-10-2006 03:17 PM
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When terrorists want to blow up the golden gate bridge.... send in the NUDES!

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20060608/114977880004.html

SAN FRANCISCO -- The Golden Gate Bridge is one of the most recognizable and economically vital spans in the nation. So it was not surprising when the U.S. Office of Homeland Security (OHS) discovered the bridge listed on a terrorist memo of potential targets.

However, working with the San Francisco Police Department, the OHS has devised a plan to keep the bridge safe.

"We've hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points on and approaching the bridge," explained San Francisco Police Public Information Officer Bruce Onder.

"Hopefully, that will keep religious radicals from coming near the structure."

According to Dr. Henry Chilvers, Professor Emeritus of Religion and Morality at the University of Sprituality in Sacramento, "Many orthodox faiths demand that a woman cover herself completely, excluding the face and hands, from men except her husband. Most religious zealots who would harm our nation are youths who have not seen one naked woman, let alone many. The shock, shame or simple eye-popping spectacle is going to make them do a U-turn pretty quickly. Or else drive into the bay, which is just as good."

Operation Bust Attacks, as the project has been named, is scheduled to begin within the next two weeks. Are any problems anticipated?

"Oh, we imagine we'll get some complaints from the Religious Right and from parents of small children," responded Onder. "But it's the 'new normal' so they'll just have to cover some eyes and deal with it."

If Operation Bust Attacks is a success, arrangements will immediately be made to have naked women stationed at the Statue of Liberty, Mount Rushmore, the Alamo and Independence Hall.

Expressing the OHS sentiments in a remark that is sure to live alongside Sherman's "War is Hell" and MacArthur's "I shall return," Onder commented, "If the enemy wants to fight dirty, we'll give 'em dirty."

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Road trip!
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Report this Post06-10-2006 03:32 PM Click Here to See the Profile for trailbossSend a Private Message to trailbossDirect Link to This Post
The day before the 9/11 terrorists did their dirty deed, they were in a strip club drinking.
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Notice that it's published by the weekly world news. Yahoo displays WWN stories in a way that it's easy to mistake as factual.
Still funny.
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Report this Post06-10-2006 04:27 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ryan.hessClick Here to Email ryan.hessSend a Private Message to ryan.hessDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Jax184:

Notice that it's published by the weekly world news. Yahoo displays WWN stories in a way that it's easy to mistake as factual.
Still funny.


wow, I didn't even notice.

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Report this Post06-10-2006 10:36 PM Click Here to See the Profile for FIEROPHREKSend a Private Message to FIEROPHREKDirect Link to This Post
 
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Road trip!


Ding ding Ding ! when should i leave? I'm in Delaware.

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Report this Post06-11-2006 03:13 AM Click Here to See the Profile for TintonSend a Private Message to TintonDirect Link to This Post
Too bad it'd never get off the ground, the religious fundamentalists in our own country would kill it immediately. Just think of the children! .
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This thread is worthless without pictures.
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