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How Moses got the 10 commandements by avengador1
Started on: 05-30-2006 03:15 PM
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It's not politically correct but it is funny.

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commndments
for you that will make your lives better."
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have
Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have
Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
"Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have
Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have
Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
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LOL.
An equal opportunity offender.
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