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colonoscopy comments by jstricker
Started on | : 05-25-2006 09:33 PM |
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Last post by | : jstricker on 05-25-2006 09:33 PM |
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May 25th, 2006
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jstricker Member Posts: 12956 From: Russell, KS USA Registered: Apr 2002
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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
Anon e mouse
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