Ok.......this should be interesting. I would ofcourse love to find out that there is an easy inexpensive way to do this.
There probably won't be, but I would still like to hear your suggestions.
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"what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"