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Laws of Nature by Formula88
Started on: 04-22-2006 12:57 PM
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Rule:
At any event, the people last to arrive have the seats farthest from the aisle!

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will occupy you until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rich/New Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down is directly proportional to the cost and newness of the carpet.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product you really like, they will stop making it.

Law of Logical Argument (aka: Law of Upper Management):
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.








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those are great, and for some reason true.
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Good "uns. Thanks for the read.
 
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Originally posted by Formula88:
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product you really like, they will stop making it.

Ummm....why is this law Wilson's ? Rename it Pontiac's ????

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