get a life some florida people

Door to door breast exams???

Fake Breast Doc Busted
Florida man, 76, fingered in door-to-door free screen scheme
APRIL 19--Meet Philip Winikoff. The 76-year-old Florida man was arrested this morning and charged with sexual battery after he posed as a doctor and went door-to-door--black doctor's bag in hand--offering women free breast exams. According to a Broward County Sheriff's Office report, two women--ages 33 and 36--fell for the scam, which Winikoff allegedly ran in Lauderdale Lakes. Charged with several felonies, Winikoff was booked into the sheriff's lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped. Police are now investigating whether other women may have been tricked into impromptu examinations.

Bottom line...
I cannot believe that people were stupid enough to fall for this kwrap.

... Only in Florida.

(I would also like to extend my free breast exam services as a way of giving back to the community.. )

[This message has been edited by ryan.hess (edited 04-19-2006).]

Dang, he stole my idea...

almost a brilliant plan but he didn't go all in.

Breast exam, weak, so second base.

A door to door cervix exam, now that's going for gold.

quote Originally posted by 88GTNeverfinished: almost a brilliant plan but he didn't go all in. Breast exam, weak, so second base. A door to door cervix exam, now that's going for gold.

Thats so wrong, LMAO

Nevermind, found the source.

quote Originally posted by proff:

[This message has been edited by 84Bill (edited 04-20-2006).]

I would start to get REALLY worried if a guy came to my door, offering free WILLIE examinations :!!! Bleh!!!
Nick

Thats is so funny PAULCAL

[This message has been edited by proff (edited 04-20-2006).]

We had a local guy here busted for running a GYU ' free clinic ' in a add on room at his house. He wasnt medically trained, just looking to mess with 'kitties'. Funniest part is he had a lot of patients. Yep.....some people are just STUPID.

Stupidity should hurt.

If it did, i would want alot of stock in advil

quote Originally posted by fierofetish: I would start to get REALLY worried if a guy came to my door, offering free WILLIE examinations :!!! Bleh!!! Nick

Meh, I'll take what I can get.

quote Originally posted by fierofetish: I would start to get REALLY worried if a guy came to my door, offering free WILLIE examinations :!!! Bleh!!! Nick

I might be really funny if the guy showed up wearing the "Burgur King" suit. In that case, I'd release the "hounds" on his jackass.

[This message has been edited by madcurl (edited 04-20-2006).]

"According to a Broward County Sheriff's Office report,"

This is all they needed to say.

These wretched people prey upon one's good-natured desire to "believe" others. What a shame!

quote Originally posted by madcurl: I might be really funny if the guy showed up wearing the "Burgur King" suit. In that case, I'd release the "hounds" on his jackass.

First time I saw the new burger king commercial with him waking up with the construction worker right in his bed, I thought... damn he's more gay than ronald mcdonald.

seriously though, wish there was a comedy show with the burger king, ronald mcdonald, taco bell dog, and a few other fast food characters. even if the jokes were stupid I would get a kick out of that.