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goofy stuff my mom e-mails me... by sostock
Started on: 04-19-2006 12:28 AM
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Testing ... Testing ... Testing ...


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


SCROLL DOWN


The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend,
except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer
the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show
your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do
not have a boat. How do you manage it?


Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

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