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Who's yo Daddy! by paulcal
Started on: 01-26-2005 09:26 PM
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Last post by: maryjane on 01-27-2005 08:43 PM
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Report this Post01-26-2005 09:26 PM Click Here to See the Profile for paulcalSend a Private Message to paulcalDirect Link to This Post
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is
find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support.


The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or
putting it another way..... Who's yo Daddy! These are genuine
excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check outnumber 11...........
it takes the prize and #3 is runner up.


1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.


2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
if this helps.


3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you
send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and
see if he's had it replaced.


5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.


6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country. Please advise.


7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look
the same to me.


8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who
was also borned at the same time....well I don't have a clue.


9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.


10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than
going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
unfertilized.


11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.

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Report this Post01-26-2005 09:33 PM Click Here to See the Profile for WichitaSend a Private Message to WichitaDirect Link to This Post
Lot of babies without fathers.

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Report this Post01-26-2005 09:35 PM Click Here to See the Profile for wetpoopSend a Private Message to wetpoopDirect Link to This Post
that just went out to everyone in my email address book.
Thanks for the laugh.
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Report this Post01-26-2005 10:29 PM Click Here to See the Profile for AaronZ34Click Here to visit AaronZ34's HomePageSend a Private Message to AaronZ34Direct Link to This Post
I feel bad, and I'm sure I'll get flamed, but I cracked up after #7...
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Report this Post01-26-2005 11:49 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Cheever3000Send a Private Message to Cheever3000Direct Link to This Post
Sneaking up behind girls puking out the window (# 2)... well now, isn't that special?

[This message has been edited by Cheever3000 (edited 01-27-2005).]

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Report this Post01-27-2005 01:11 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ButterSend a Private Message to ButterDirect Link to This Post
Once knew a woman that drove a Yugo.

Said she stayed broke down all the time.

Between her and the car she was telling the truth!!

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quote
Originally posted by Cheever3000:

Sneaking up behind girls puking out the window (# 2)... well now, isn't that special?

Laughing hysterically. That was awsome dude.

[This message has been edited by Taijiguy (edited 01-27-2005).]

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Report this Post01-27-2005 05:05 PM Click Here to See the Profile for JSochaSend a Private Message to JSochaDirect Link to This Post
12. I have no idea who the father could be. I still wonder if she was mine to begin with...

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Report this Post01-27-2005 08:43 PM Click Here to See the Profile for maryjaneSend a Private Message to maryjaneDirect Link to This Post
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you
send me his phone number?

I used a condom-I swear I did.

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