FIRST OFF lets keep this clean, and not start any Flame wars on forum members!!
this topic was started on the Bimmer Forum and i thought it was funny and there were alot of intresting answers, lets see what we all can come up with?
my answer would be: Oprah, Martha Stewart, and Mike Tyson (just to say i punched Mike tyson, then id Run like Hell last but least, YO-SWEET? just cuz!!
who would you punch given the chance??
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Martha Stewart because her stock scandal is costing me several hundred$$/week in lost overtime.(long story) The 'can you hear me now?" guy. Jane Fonda for obvious reasons. (yeah, I know 2 of the 3 are female, but they deserve it.)
Ok, how about Ralph Nader and Hillary Clinton? She looks like she could use a shot in the mouth.
Disclaimer: For any Secret Service agents, etc. reading this thread, this is satire and does not constitute a threat of any kind to any person living or dead. And it's a d@mn shame that I feel it necessary to add a disclaimer to freakin' internet post!
i like the idea of clobering Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't mind laying Bush out either Jay Leno, nothing personal, but he's got a huge chin. the spice girls, britney spears, michal jackson...
plus about 90 people nobody here would know.
oh, yeah...everyone who says "it's just a Saturn"
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Its just a Saturn hehe na..Id punch....roise..and this kid in my school who is lie 220 lbs and huge in muscle..just cuz he is a steriod freak. but that is about it.
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umm one ex boyfriend cause he's a stalker... but in the celeb world?
James Van DerBeek for lookin like my b/f! :-) ummm and also Martha Stewart for being a ***** and then also last but not least Al gore cause no one should have had to see him kiss whats her name!
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1.Ken Lay (Enron CEO he is a theif) 2.Kid Rock (some upper middle class punk rapper who thinks was raised in a trailer park) 3.Martha Stewart (That B!tch) 4.Alan Greenspan (for saying you Americans instead of we Americans in a recent speech) 5.Bill Gates(for all my computer crashes in 95') 6.Bud Adams (the owner of the Titans for being the stupidest team owner in the NFL) 7.Joan Rivers(that annoying plastic she it has more plastic than my Fiero, needs to just melt away) 8.Bill Walton(the guy from NBC that jerk cannot announce games) 9.Bin Laden (dead or alive) 10.Saddam (just for being alive)
oh I know I said 10 but got to mention Barbera Streisand (just want to see her big nose bleed)
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1) Julia Roberts. 2) Paul Verhoeven. 3) ANY of the Baldwins. (Alec et al) 4) That damn bald jerk who sells the computer learning CD-ROMS. I really hate that guy. 5) Anyone in an infomercial. 6) That kid in the Tombstone Mexican Pizza commercial, who says "whatever" to his mom and then goes outside and starts dancing like someone shoved squirrels in his pants. I want to hit that kid with a tire iron. 7) Ted Turner. 8) The guy from "Cheers" who now plugs stamp machines for Pitney-Bowes. I hate the stamp guy. 9) The jerk at Wendy's who didn't fill my "Biggie" Pepsi all the way to the top. I get the thing and it's like 1/4 empty! And I haven't even put the straw in it yet! What is this s#!t??? $%@#& hippie punk! 10) Whoever it was who decided to discontinue the Fiero after 1988!!!
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-Richard Simmons -Some 16 year old "Dude" (not mentioning any names here...hint hint) -anyone associated with Honda -the person that decided that the Fiero would be "too good" and outsell the vette. -Mike Tyson...its pretty obvious why -my ex girlfriend because she is trying to go out with my best friend. -Curtis Pedigrew...he was my main enemy at school. I swear I would go crazy if I saw him again. -Bill Gates for not giving me some money...no just kidding, I admire him. -Pete Sampras...the tennis player...I just dont like him. -Patrick Roy...same reason as above. -Girls in general...sometimes they really piss me off....and other times I think they are the coolest things ever.
I have a lot more...let me sleep on it though...cant think right now....
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More then any, the kid in the commercial for chocolate milk who is gargling with milk and chocolate syrup outside the convenience store. I just want to punch that little b1tch in the neck!
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**Britney Spears - for the Pat Benatar "I love Rock and Roll" Comment. Who sings that song again Britney? **Martha Stewart - Do i actually have to explain that? **The Kids That Wont Give The Rabbit Trix - For chist sake hes been at it since I WAS A KID... give him the damn trix!!!! **Britney Spears - For ripping off the movie DRIVEN and putting HERSELF in it in wich her charecter knows ALOT ABOUT CARS... yea... right! **The Man Who Signed Off On The Fieros Demise - DIE YOU ROTTEN BASTARD! **The Kid I Used To Work With - Argued with me for 1/2 an hour that my car was a Pontiac MUSTANG because "Pontaic Made the Mustang" **The Children Upstairs AND Their Parents - WHY is it that when you know i come home from third shift and go to bed you let your demon spawn loose on the floor? Dear god it sounds like a wild buffalo stampeede! **Rollin Cooke - Used to be a GREAT CLOSE freind of mine.. then cause hes to chicken $hit to let me move out on the weekend he moves all my stuff and keeps my computer, ps2, and other stuff till i pay the 500$ I owe him.... arg.... where did you get your car, half your shingles done, and the list goes on... OH thats right... from ME!
Thats all i can think of now! Wow im full of anger this morning... surprising since work went well... I love the rest of you though... hehe!
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Vin Diesel because i think he's a pussy Britney Spears Connie Chung because I don't like her new show Some of these slow-driving Ohio tourists This one lady who works at my bank who is sooo slow and the antithesis of pleasant Eminem, definitely just cuz i don't like him Bin Laden George Bush (Jr. and Sr.)
I guess that's about it. ~sophia
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The person who swears up and down over and over that my call is important to them, and that a customer service representative will answer my call shortly. How do they sleep at night?
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Posted by Dumba$$: who would you punch given the chance??
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Uhm, let's see if anyone can guess what mine would be?
It's amazing Furious, how you can continue to respond on threads but not respond to my continued requests to take care of a certain situation.
My other picks would be: 1) The idiot(s) who decided to cancel the Fiero in 88. 2) The guy that says "Can you hear me now?" Man, that is irritating 3) The dell kid. 4) Micheal Jackson, just so i can see all his plastic on his face fall off LOL 5) The people who designed and then allowed the PT Cruiser to go into production (that was my 13 year old daughter Tarrah's pick) 6) Whoever thought that VHS was better than BETA. 7) Whoever originally thought that a PC ("P"iece of "C"rap) running Windows was better than a Mac 8) Anyone who thinks after getting ripped off on the internet should go and complain in a box
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1.everyone that said they wanna punch britney spears. 2. emeinem i hate that basterd. 3. the guy that thought "lets make a car and call it a pinto!" 4. jean cluad vandamn just so i could be famouse. 5.billybon thorton, cuss his name is gay and he had angelina and lost her u dumb ****! 6. Kid rock cuss he thinks hes a amercan badass and hes so skinny he looks like a etheopian badass. why doesnt someone just knock him the f^(& out and get it over with? 7.bin laden and i wanna do it on national TV with brass knuckles 45 times to the mouth. while he stands there and screams and my screams overshout his screaming this is for all those familys that lost loved ones on 9/11 u b$%^ oh and Jerry springer he never gets nailed on his show so i wanna jump him
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