Just got this in my e mail thought i would share it with you all.
NINE THINGS THAT P*SS YOU OFF
1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2.The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no d*ck.
3.People who are willing to get off their a$$ to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
4.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it?
5.When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
6.When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No A$$HOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.
7.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
8.When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a$$hole you f*cking pulled me over!
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Posts: 1594 From: Newport News VA USA Registered: Jan 2002
Originally posted by Ken Wittlief: three teenagers with a 6 pack
LOL Ken. I remember an X-Files episode where Scully and Mulder come across an empty six pack on the crime scene and Sculley pipes up "Look, an empty six pack, there must have been at least four of them partying here"
Where I come from, if you showed up at a party with less than a full case, either two things would happend: you were the laughing stock of the party, or you got your butt kicked for being a nancy boy.
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87 Pegasus Member
Posts: 2441 From: Crystal Lake, IL Registered: Jun 2001
Originally posted by 87 Pegasus: here's one.. when someone asks if they can borrow a klenex, no you can not borrow it you can have it. I don't want your bugers...haha
I'm sorry... But "boogers" is spelled as I wrote it!! HeHe
ok - well once I was at the zoo sitting on a big rock near the elephant cage - the elephant came over by me and started p1ssing on me - at first I wasnt going to move but the elephant kept p1ssing and p1ssing till the rock was so wet and slippery that I slid right off the rock
that elephant really p1ssed me off, thats one
lets see, there was this other time, I was standing on a cliff overlooking a high tension power line, and I took a wiz over the edge - there must have been a lot of salt in the p1ss, cause there was a huge spark between the power lines, then all the power in the area went off
so I really p1ssed off the power company
and come to think of it, I p1ssed off the cliff too!
lets see, i p1ssed off the side of a boat once
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Mattyman Member
Posts: 584 From: Jeannette, Pa Registered: Sep 2001
Well I really didnt piss anything off but when I was younger I pissed out of my bedroom window almost on one of my little sisters friends at her birthday party.
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You gotta stand for Something or your gonna fall for everything.
did you ever see the Puff the Magic Dragon tv special - where Long John makes chicken soup and like throws it all over the place to make some little creatures recover from their colds.
Little Jackie Paper has a line something like "Its a wonderful golden shower!"
Originally posted by Raydar: The classic "Ya' want fries with that?"
Hey goob, If I wanted fries I'd ask for them. Okay?
Im with you on that. I always go and order Just a sandwich and drink. always without fail as soon as I finish saying burger and start to say what drink they butt in and say something like 'will that be a meal'. Therefore they miss my drink. Now I have to start all over. and I do it reallllllly slowly or they get totally confused. I DONT WANT YOUR STINKING MEAL OR FRIED DUHHHH..
Im gonna have to go to BK and try that. Order my burger and only drink and if they charge me for fries, Im gonna ask them how much an order is, then say good just deduct it. If they wont Ill just drive thru without getting anything. That will have them confused for an hour
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hugh Member
Posts: 5563 From: Clementon,NJ,USA Registered: Jun 2000
Many years ago I fell asleep on the couch,my wife woke me and told me to go to bed.I went into the bathroom,threw my socks in the toilet and then went over to the clothes hamper.Guess what happened next!
------------------ #1112 Question my ability,question my intelligence,but never,ever question my integrity!
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KissMySSFiero Member
Posts: 5541 From: Tarpon Springs, FL USA Registered: Nov 2000
Drive thru Rage: what the total is $3.27 and you give them a Five and two pennies. they just look at you and ask what the two pennies are for or even better yet. they give back the two pennies and then .....$0.73 back in change.
then there is always the one who has to start over and ask you what you just gave them. and they always screw it up and the manager has to come out and count down the drawer. F$%^ing fast food chains!!!!
What p's me off?-when someone leaves just a little tiny amount of milk or juice in the container, instaed of finising it off.
Kids whinning at the supermarket.
People who don't know what the little lever on the left side of the steering column is for. (no, smartas*, not the tilt steering lever)
Idiots that tear out the last couple pages of library books.
Parts people that wouldn't know a headlight switch from a oil pressure switch. "But that's what the computer says you need buddy, it must be right." (It should be a requirement that only retired mechanics can hold a parts counter position)
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Posts: 49601 From: A Western Caribbean Island/ Columbus, Ohio Registered: Apr 99
Parts people that wouldn't know a headlight switch from a oil pressure switch. "But that's what the computer says you need buddy, it must be right." (It should be a requirement that only retired mechanics can hold a parts counter position)
I ran into that exact thing looking for the correct MAP sensor for my car. Every single GM dealer in the city had only one listed, so they all gave me one that wouldnt work. I let them ring it all up paid them, then let them follow me to parking lot to watch me install it. Of course plug wouldnt fit, so back in and write me up a return and give me back my money. Found them at Autozone, and guy asked me which color do you need? Finally someone who knew what they were doing.
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fogglethorpe Member
Posts: 4828 From: Valley of the Sun Registered: Jul 2001
-Incessant talking. -Uninformed voters. -People who want to do business in America, but can't speak any damned English. -Democrats. -Spineless Republicans. -Whining. -Punks in low riders, wearing backward baseball caps, listening to rap with the bass up. -Hollywood leftist losers who think that, because they are famous, they are suddenly experts on public policy. -Tom Daschle
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rogergarrison Member
Posts: 49601 From: A Western Caribbean Island/ Columbus, Ohio Registered: Apr 99
- The Ontario Government - Rumours - KKK, Skinheads, OBB, every other gang out there... - People who won't hear both sides of the story - People in little accords and spirits who think they can take on a corvette, camaro, fiero, etc.
There's 5, I'm in too good of a mood to think about what p!sses me off.
I always say, Its better being p!ssed off, than being p!ssed on
Drive through rage, thats nothing new to me. I dont like cheese You now have to ask for ketchup at McD's? WTF? Did you think I didn't want ketchup? those a$$holes will do anything to save a buck, including p!ssing me off.
------------------ Matt D 1984 Indy Fiero (auto) 1985 2m4 4T60, DIS V6 3.1 3800 to be turbocharged
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Fierochic88 Member
Posts: 4962 From: Staunton, VA Registered: May 2001
How about when you call the Parts Store and they say "You own a what? Nah, no one drives those things..." Or when the idiots at the parts store (only certain ones) screw up your parts...or when my students fail to turn in their homework and then say "Can I see my grade, why am I failing?"AHHHHHHHHHH!
Jennifer
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GTFiero1 Member
Posts: 6508 From: Camden County NJ Registered: Sep 2001
What about the 12 items or less "express lane" that goes slower than ay other lane there? -That'll be 1.06 sir..guy pulls out check book -slide the credit card like this, no turn it around, no the other way.... -oh i forgot something, let me run back... -hold on i got a coupon for 10 cents off (I really REALLY hate that, hey buddy, ill give ya 25 cents if you move your ass!) -Umm.. hold up, the draw is not opening..manager come over, you have to hit ENTER
Thats all examples. Also people who ***** about the most obvious poblem- case and point, a friend of mine. Our Bus is ALWAYS wait and yet everyday he procedes to say "oh god, the bus is late, where is this guy, im about to take the little kids bus" its like- Good than do it! Shut the hell up!
People who use the word "Like" in ever sentance, its mainly girls that do this. Like yesterday, like jamie came over and she lost her purse. And like we looked all over of it and like we were like, where could it be and like.....
------------------ Adam J. B. The search for a GT will never end! IM AOL: GTFiero & Rumpdetective (dont ask)
Years ago there was about 4 episodes shown of a show called "Square Pegs".
Kind of made fun of the "Valley Girl" phase.
One of my all-time favorite tv lines came from that show. One of the girls was talking about different boys in the high school and said "You know who I really like like?"
Whoever that writer was, like, really like nailed it.