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How to wash your cat. by JSocha
Started on: 02-28-2002 12:49 PM
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You and Your Pet: How To Wash Your Cat!

A STEP BY STEP GUIDE:


  1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
  2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
  3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.
  4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
     
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    CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find.

  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
  6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
The DOG

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Report this Post02-28-2002 12:53 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Ken WittliefSend a Private Message to Ken WittliefDirect Link to This Post
I like giving a cat a bath

except the fur sticks to my tongue

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The hairballs don't settle well with me...
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One word - Dishwasher
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How would I go about geting my cat dry? I have a few ideas. If I tell them though ill probably get yelled at by our PETA forum members.
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Heh, the ASPCA would just love those cat-washing instructions. Not that they would like my cat-washing procedure, either. I just throw him in the pool.
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Originally posted by JSocha:
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  • In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

  • How do you do this when a cat can spead his paws out to a span of 4 feet?

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    Report this Post02-28-2002 04:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for JSochaSend a Private Message to JSochaDirect Link to This Post
     
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    Originally posted by Master_Sushi:
    How would I go about geting my cat dry?

    Page 82:
    To dry your cats fur quickly, especially during the winter time, place cat in paper bag, place into microwave ove and set on HIGH for 4 minutes. Make sure Fluffy's tags or anything else of metal is removed prior to placing cat in microwave oven for drying.

    For slow drying {recommended}, place cat in large roasting pan, cover and place in oven at 350oF for 30 to 45 minutes. Make sure roasting pan is placed closely between shelves to avoid cat wondering around in oven.


    Bon Appetite!


    And don't forget the wine!

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    Report this Post02-28-2002 04:33 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ShootingStarSend a Private Message to ShootingStarDirect Link to This Post
    oh, lovely

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    i'm talking about my former name, for those of u who've asked, we DIDN'T break up!

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    Report this Post02-28-2002 05:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for fierospeederClick Here to visit fierospeeder's HomePageClick Here to Email fierospeederSend a Private Message to fierospeederDirect Link to This Post
    "look Bart, Alf pongs! Remember Alf" said milhouse copyright the Simpsons
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    Report this Post02-28-2002 05:17 PM Click Here to See the Profile for GTFiero1Click Here to Email GTFiero1Send a Private Message to GTFiero1Direct Link to This Post
     
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    Originally posted by fierospeeder:
    "look Bart, Alf pogs! Remember Alf" said milhouse copyright the Simpsons

    "hes back, in pog form"

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    Report this Post02-28-2002 05:40 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MrPBodyClick Here to visit MrPBody's HomePageClick Here to Email MrPBodySend a Private Message to MrPBodyDirect Link to This Post
    Machine wash -- delicate cycle, low water level. Tumble dry on low heat.

    Some of them sorta like being blown dry. Low temp, of course.

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    Report this Post02-28-2002 09:21 PM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroFanaticus2Click Here to Email FieroFanaticus2Send a Private Message to FieroFanaticus2Direct Link to This Post
    I prefer to rub my pussy clean....uh, wait...
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    Report this Post02-28-2002 09:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Master_SushiClick Here to Email Master_SushiSend a Private Message to Master_SushiDirect Link to This Post
    Yes, I too was thinking this could have been a bit more interesting. If the topic was worded a little differently that is.
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    Report this Post02-28-2002 10:13 PM Click Here to See the Profile for SpringtymeClick Here to Email SpringtymeSend a Private Message to SpringtymeDirect Link to This Post
     
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    Originally posted by FieroFanaticus2:
    I prefer to rub my pussy clean....uh, wait...

    What about licking it clean?? Ya know, it's really best to shave your pussy before you clean it, no hair balls

    [This message has been edited by Springtyme (edited 02-28-2002).]

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    Report this Post02-28-2002 10:51 PM Click Here to See the Profile for LeadfootClick Here to Email LeadfootSend a Private Message to LeadfootDirect Link to This Post
    I usually jack up the rear and spray it with a hose......wait we are talking about the catalytic converter right.
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    Report this Post03-01-2002 12:44 AM Click Here to See the Profile for sloth85GTClick Here to Email sloth85GTSend a Private Message to sloth85GTDirect Link to This Post
    I always just turn the shower on, throw all 4 of them in there and close the glass door. Drizzle a little shampoo over the top and bingo, clean cats. Use the same drying method as above.

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    Report this Post03-01-2002 04:20 AM Click Here to See the Profile for jbigieSend a Private Message to jbigieDirect Link to This Post
    A little off topic, pardon the intrusion.

    What should you do when you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?


    Throw in a load of laundry.

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    ^Free agitator^

    I like the shaving and licking proposals...anyone want to voulenteer for a test run?

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