You and Your Pet: How To Wash Your Cat!

A STEP BY STEP GUIDE:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
   
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
   
3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.
   
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
   

   quote CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find.

   
   
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
   
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
   
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
   
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
   

Sincerely,
The DOG

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"The PRE10DR"

I like giving a cat a bath

except the fur sticks to my tongue

The hairballs don't settle well with me...

One word - Dishwasher

How would I go about geting my cat dry? I have a few ideas. If I tell them though ill probably get yelled at by our PETA forum members.

Heh, the ASPCA would just love those cat-washing instructions. Not that they would like my cat-washing procedure, either. I just throw him in the pool.

quote Originally posted by JSocha: [B] In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

How do you do this when a cat can spead his paws out to a span of 4 feet?

quote Originally posted by Master_Sushi: How would I go about geting my cat dry?

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To dry your cats fur quickly, especially during the winter time, place cat in paper bag, place into microwave ove and set on HIGH for 4 minutes. Make sure Fluffy's tags or anything else of metal is removed prior to placing cat in microwave oven for drying.

For slow drying {recommended}, place cat in large roasting pan, cover and place in oven at 350^oF for 30 to 45 minutes. Make sure roasting pan is placed closely between shelves to avoid cat wondering around in oven.

Bon Appetite!

And don't forget the wine!

oh, lovely

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quote Originally posted by fierospeeder: "look Bart, Alf pogs! Remember Alf" said milhouse copyright the Simpsons

"hes back, in pog form"

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Adam J. B.
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Machine wash -- delicate cycle, low water level. Tumble dry on low heat.

Some of them sorta like being blown dry. Low temp, of course.

I prefer to rub my pussy clean....uh, wait...

Yes, I too was thinking this could have been a bit more interesting. If the topic was worded a little differently that is.

quote Originally posted by FieroFanaticus2: I prefer to rub my pussy clean....uh, wait...

What about licking it clean?? Ya know, it's really best to shave your pussy before you clean it, no hair balls

[This message has been edited by Springtyme (edited 02-28-2002).]

I usually jack up the rear and spray it with a hose......wait we are talking about the catalytic converter right.

I always just turn the shower on, throw all 4 of them in there and close the glass door. Drizzle a little shampoo over the top and bingo, clean cats. Use the same drying method as above.

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Dan
1985 Silver GT

400HP LT1 Conversion has begun......

A little off topic, pardon the intrusion.

What should you do when you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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Erwin

^Free agitator^

I like the shaving and licking proposals...anyone want to voulenteer for a test run?

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