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In trouble.... by Patrick's Dad
Started on: 01-28-2002 09:57 AM
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Report this Post01-28-2002 09:57 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Patrick's DadClick Here to visit Patrick's Dad's HomePageSend a Private Message to Patrick's DadDirect Link to This Post
My daughter (21 months old, 32" tall) is climbing into my son's bed. His bed is 40" off the ground, and has a 5 rung ladder attached to the foot board, which is about 50" at its peak.

One time when she was blocked from the ladder, she dumped the books out of his bookcase (part of the slide out desk attached tot he bed) and started to climb up the shelves.

Should I strap a couple of 2½ lb. weights to her ankles?

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Report this Post01-28-2002 10:31 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Cheever3000Send a Private Message to Cheever3000Direct Link to This Post
Sign her up for gymnastics. I hear they start em young! When one of my boys was an itty bitty dude, he thought his walker was a bobsled and went down the stairs the fast way. Took a bad line through the turn 1/2 way down and ended up on his head. That'll teach em about apex's and centrifugal force, huh?!

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Report this Post01-28-2002 08:09 PM Click Here to See the Profile for avengador1Send a Private Message to avengador1Direct Link to This Post
She's already in the terrible two's. Time for some better baby prooffing.

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Report this Post01-28-2002 08:31 PM Click Here to See the Profile for hughSend a Private Message to hughDirect Link to This Post
One of my grandsons has;
Driven his mother's car by rolling it down the driveway and across the street.(She about beat him up)
Cut himself shaving.
Blew a receptical off the wall by dropping a coin onto the partially unplugged cord.
Climbed up to stand on the top rail of his playpen so he could look out the front window.We weren't in the room with him and didn't know what he was doing until we heard him hollering for help because he couldn't get down.
Now the kicker;All this before he was 3.
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Report this Post01-29-2002 10:28 AM Click Here to See the Profile for TRiADSend a Private Message to TRiADDirect Link to This Post
Wow...

We must have it kinda easy...I'll make sure the wifey reads these.

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Originally posted by Cheever3000:
Sign her up for gymnastics. I hear they start em young! When one of my boys was an itty bitty dude, he thought his walker was a bobsled and went down the stairs the fast way. Took a bad line through the turn 1/2 way down and ended up on his head. That'll teach em about apex's and centrifugal force, huh?!
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Good thing he was your kid.. not much in there to hurt eh? hehe

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Report this Post01-29-2002 11:51 AM Click Here to See the Profile for AkursedXSend a Private Message to AkursedXDirect Link to This Post
It's stories like these that makes me not want to have kids!!

I still get into that much trouble nowadays!!!!

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Report this Post01-29-2002 12:48 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MrPBodyClick Here to visit MrPBody's HomePageSend a Private Message to MrPBodyDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Patrick's Dad:
Should I strap a couple of 2½ lb. weights to her ankles?

Somebody said that the reason kids are cute is so that you won't kill them. And a friend confided to me that a parent's main job is to keep kids from killing themselves until they learn good sense.

A few days ago while my wife was taking a shower, our 17-month-old daughter climbed onto the bathroom vanity by way of the toilet. When my wife found her, she was standing on the vanity, scribbling on the mirror with a crayon -- washable, luckily -- happily oblivious to the risk of falling on a tile floor.

Weights might slow her down for a while; however, in the end they'll only make her stronger.

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Report this Post01-29-2002 01:01 PM Click Here to See the Profile for isthiswhereiputausername?Send a Private Message to isthiswhereiputausername?Direct Link to This Post
make a duct tape spider web around his bed..that way you can free here in the morning


duct tape = million & 1 uses..from homemade convertable roofs to parent helpers


Hope you find a good solution for this problem.

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Report this Post01-30-2002 10:34 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Patrick's DadClick Here to visit Patrick's Dad's HomePageSend a Private Message to Patrick's DadDirect Link to This Post
Thanks for the suggestions. My wife especially liked the duct tape one.

My goodness, Hugh. I shudder to think that we have fifteen more months to try to match that. The latest:

About twenty minutes ago, we found her in the living room, a deep crimson red around her mouth, her hands, and on her shirt. I checked her mouth, but she wasn't bleeding from there. My wife was panicking a bit. I started to wipe it off with my hand (Drool helped considerably.). As it dried, I rubbed it a little between my fingers as I was looking for the source. It didn't feel right. Then I found a red crayon with no paper, but with teeth marks....

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Report this Post01-30-2002 01:03 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MrPBodyClick Here to visit MrPBody's HomePageSend a Private Message to MrPBodyDirect Link to This Post
Love those washable crayons -- melt in your mouth. Well, maybe not your mouth.
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