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True Friends (humorous & true...) by MinnGreenGT
Started on: 12-04-2001 06:48 PM
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Last post by: Formula88 on 12-04-2001 07:45 PM
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Report this Post12-04-2001 06:48 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MinnGreenGTClick Here to visit MinnGreenGT's HomePageClick Here to Email MinnGreenGTSend a Private Message to MinnGreenGTDirect Link to This Post
Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!

Friend,

When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!
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Send this poem to ten of your closest friends
(or else you will have bad luck and go to hell and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway).

P.S. A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body

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Report this Post12-04-2001 07:21 PM Click Here to See the Profile for SootahClick Here to visit Sootah's HomePageClick Here to Email SootahSend a Private Message to SootahDirect Link to This Post
, now go have a look at mine: http://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/004630.html

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Report this Post12-04-2001 07:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for avengador1Click Here to Email avengador1Send a Private Message to avengador1Direct Link to This Post
Whoo-Hoo!

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Report this Post12-04-2001 07:39 PM Click Here to See the Profile for HereticSend a Private Message to HereticDirect Link to This Post
I'm guessing thats not the kind of poem you tell a girl if u wanna get some That made my day!

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Report this Post12-04-2001 07:45 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Formula88Send a Private Message to Formula88Direct Link to This Post
I shared that poem with my Best Friend when I first saw it, and we both laughed and agreed it was 100% true!

I mean, she'd probably drive the Bronco, if I asked!

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