One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to shoot the two dead boys.
And if you think this tale is tall,
Ask the blind man as he saw it all!

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Did ray b put you up to this? lol

You work around radiation? Abducted by aliens? Belong to some far East cult and go into trances? or does this stuff just pop into you mind? But dang you post some of the funniest stuff!

Nah, he ate a lot of paint chips as a kid, living in his boyhood home under the power lines next to the gas station....

I haven't heard that 1n 5 years.

except it went (the way i always heard it, must be a dialect thing)
One fine morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
They stood back to back and faced one another,
Pulled out swords and shot each other.
If you don't think this story is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

[This message has been edited by Pontiaddict (edited 06-26-2001).]

Where does fat go when you loose it?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Are people that we see as talking to themselves be in fact having an in depth conversation with someone else doing the same thing someplace else?

If I was to *hickup* an entire scene from any of Williams Shakspere plays, would they make anymore sense then they do now said normally?

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If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him

is he still wrong?

quote Originally posted by Ken Wittlief: If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?

Duh, of course!

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Jaime
84SE red
AOL IM: Jaygee79
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whats worse:

getting legal advice from a used car salesman,

or buying a used car from a lawyer?

quote Originally posted by Ken Wittlief: whats worse: getting legal advice from a used car salesman, or buying a used car from a lawyer?

neither they are both so bad they cancel eachother out :0)

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1984 Sweet Candy Apple red Fiero sport coupe :-D

A poem for the girl who broke my heart, its called:

Sometimes I miss her

I ran into my old girlfriend last night
then I backed up and ran into her again.
Sometimes I miss her.

quote Originally posted by Ken Wittlief: A poem for the girl who broke my heart, its called: Sometimes I miss her I ran into my old girlfriend last night then I backed up and ran into her again. Sometimes I miss her.

I did that on my motorcycle once.

Does anyone here, besides myself, read their magazines, books, newspapers, etc. from the last page/back cover to the front as well?

I always find myself opening up magazines and other literature, starting on the last page and leafing through them until I finally reach the cover.

Sometimes I read my books backwards, find out who done it. Then I read to find out who was innocent.

Just wondering...

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Do ya read these posts from the bottom up too?