Hey Jebus, I noticed you had a fiero. I have a fiero too. Mine is a 88, it is beautiful. It is odd to see someone such as yourself owning a fiero. I am glad I know you. Have fun Jebus.

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galen@spinrpg.com -1988 Hawaiin Orchid Coupe w/ sunroof
AIM: GalenRPG - WebJolt Pictures

Jebus built my hot rod

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Everybody wants a normal life and a cool car.. Most people settle for the car

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information

AOL: LastMinuteBastrd
AIM: SavedByJebus -- you'll understand if you watch The Simpsons :D

Before all the thin-skinned folks get on here and tells you what an A-hole you are for poking fun at Our Lord and Savior, let me ask you this:

Which Simpsons episode featured Homer saying "Save me, Jebus"?

On a similar note, there is a guy that works in the company with the name JC De Jesus. We couldn't believe it when I got a network order through with that on it, I thought it was a joke.

quote Originally posted by ChadMan: Which Simpsons episode featured Homer saying "Save me, Jebus"?

I don't know the name, but it was the one where he joins the Peace Corps.

[Edited to add the following]

Wha Wud Jebus Do?

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Would he wear a pinky ring, would he buy a fancy car.

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galen@spinrpg.com -1988 Hawaiin Orchid Coupe w/ sunroof
AIM: GalenRPG - WebJolt Pictures

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Oh please.. even our "lord and saviour" needs to be made fun of.

And if He did need a car what would he look better in?

Betcha Jebus would not complain about it being an Iron Duke.

quote Originally posted by Galen: Would he wear a pinky ring, would he buy a fancy car.

Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his television show?

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This is a copy of 84Bill's copy of RiceCooker's witty signature,
It makes me a lemming^2

quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: Betcha Jebus would not complain about it being an Iron Duke.

LOL

The Jebus episode was where Homer pledged 10 grand to PBS and he became a missionary to hide from them.

quote Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his television show?

someone who catches what I'm saying sweet

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galen@spinrpg.com -1988 Hawaiin Orchid Coupe w/ sunroof
AIM: GalenRPG - WebJolt Pictures

come on, all together now!!

JE-BUS! JE-BUS! JE-BUS! JE-BUS! JE-BUS!

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steve@fieroproject.com
http://www.fieroproject.com

Thanks, Pontiaddict.

I'm really impressed by the restraint some of the other folks on the Forum are showing for not coming on here and telling you all you're Hellbound. Maybe we really CAN all get along.

Everyone knows Jesus had a Honda.

It says so right in the Bible

I dont remember chapter and verse

but it says," Jesus and the disciples traveled all throughout Gailalee, and they were all in one accord"

(I hope they had A/C).

13 people in a Honda - its one of the lesser know miracles.

There was also a mention of hot-rodded motorcycles...

"David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

(Well, maybe it coulda been a TR-6)

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Raydar - aka Steve

Black 88 Formula.
Red 88 Duke coupe. "The Project"
88 Formula parts car. "The Donor"

Noah was a financial genius

he managed to float and hang on to all his stock

while everyone else was liquidating.

quote Originally posted by Galen: someone who catches what I'm saying sweet

Don't look Ethel! But it was too late.

well lets see: He wore a robe that was hand woven and seamless, so valuable the guards drew straws to see who would take it

and he had a jar of perfume poured over his head that was worth a years wages

but a rolex?!

I would hope He can tell time without needing a watch.

Idiots.

say now thats a pretty good test right there

if someone comes up to you, and says they are Jesus, and they are wearing a watch (of any kind) then you know right there hes an imposter.

to get away from him, point to his watch and say, "Oh Jesus Christ, look at the time!"

and then when he looks at his wrist, flee!

Well it happens that my college is right next door to the local mental institution, and some of them manage to frequent our campus. Well I remember one time there was a "mentally ill" male who made it into the womens lockerroom proclaiming he was jesus christ. I wonder if he had a watch on??

Voytek, I see you graduated to using big words there, want a golden star?

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galen@spinrpg.com -1988 Hawaiin Orchid Coupe w/ sunroof
AIM: GalenRPG - WebJolt Pictures

quote Originally posted by AkursedX: Well it happens that my college is right next door to the local mental institution, and some of them manage to frequent our campus. Well I remember one time there was a "mentally ill" male who made it into the womens lockerroom proclaiming he was jesus christ. I wonder if he had a watch on??

AkursedX, how did you get out again? We have been looking all over for you.

You really shouldn't be visiting and telling people your JC, especially in the women's locker room (hope you took a camera).

There having your favorite tonight for din-din.

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quote Originally posted by JSocha: AkursedX, how did you get out again? We have been looking all over for you. You really shouldn't be visiting and telling people your JC, especially in the women's locker room (hope you took a camera). There having your favorite tonight for din-din.

Whew! I'm glad someone noticed my typo. It was supposed to be "my mental institution is right next door to the local college"

I can't believe I forgot the camera though! D'OH!!

I take it that would be Buff State and the Forest Avenue Mental Hospital.

I always wondered why they built a college for school teachers right next to the state mental hospital?!

LOL!!
I must say this is the first time I'v read through this thread. Ken you had me busting up there pretty good until I got to Galen's post about the star, I didn't expect that from you at all but GOD DOH... Uhhh but Jebus you had me busted up!

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If jesus wears a rolex and drives a fiero then maybe I'm he! Naaaaaaaa....jesus wouldn't be driving an 86se with peeling clear coat he would definitly be driving an 88 gt in pristine condition!

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Hey Mr. Ricer come over here and tell me how your stickers make you faster.....

quote Originally posted by Ken Wittlief: I take it that would be Buff State and the Forest Avenue Mental Hospital. I always wondered why they built a college for school teachers right next to the state mental hospital?!

Yeah you got it Ken! I used to play football there, and occaisionally at our practices, the "paitents" would get to go on a little field trip to watch us. And there was one time that we saw on of them running around naked throwing a frisbee around singing some sort of song. It was great watching him avoid all the attendants! The guy had some moves!!!

quote Originally posted by firstfiero: .... he would definitly be driving an 88 gt in pristine condition!

Nope, he'd be driving the 89 GTP that GM sent to heaven.

What kinda rolex would he wear. A flashy gold presidential or ya think he would be just a plain submariner kinda guy. I say he isn't flashy...submariner or explorer definitly.

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Hey Mr. Ricer come over here and tell me how your stickers make you faster.....

quote Originally posted by firstfiero: I say he isn't flashy...submariner or explorer definitly.

Why would he need a submariner? He walks on the water, so his watch wouldn't need to be waterproof.

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This is a copy of 84Bill's copy of RiceCooker's witty signature,
It makes me a lemming^2

Probably an Explorer to time the holy handgernade with!

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T.Shawn Palmer
'85 SE 4cyl 5spd

quote Originally posted by 84Bill: LOL!! I must say this is the first time I'v read through this thread. Ken you had me busting up there pretty good until I got to Galen's post about the star, I didn't expect that from you at all but GOD DOH... Uhhh but Jebus you had me busted up! [This message has been edited by 84Bill (edited 06-19-2001).]

bill you totally lost me here?! Galens post about the star - didnt expect what from me?!

BTW Buff State - I didnt even realize that was a pun, thats what the students there call it - short for Buffalo.

umm.. whut?

I think he was talking about your posts before Galens Gold star remark.

[This message has been edited by Pontiaddict (edited 06-21-2001).]