Oh, (beep) you wanna start (beep) with pickup lines (beep)?
Here (beep) we go (beep)
Courtsey of my corny web page -
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2. Can I borrow a quarter ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams.
3. Is your dad a thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
4. Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.
5. Would you be my love buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8. You must be tired. ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.
9. That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.
10. My name's [state your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
11. My name's [state your name], but you can call me "Lover."
12. Nice shoes. Wanna smash??
13. What do you say we go out for a pizza and then a lay?? ["No."] You don't like pizza??
14. Can I flirt with you??
15. Your dad must've been a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns.
16. [Look at his/her shirt tag. When they say, "What are you doing?"]
Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
17. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
18. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me??
19. Lay me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
20. [Grab his/her rear end.] Pardon me, is this seat taken??
21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
22. Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart.
23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
24. How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.
25. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
27. How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
28. [Tap your thigh.] You just think this is my leg.
29. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
30. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
31. I hope you know CPR 'cause you take my breath away.
32. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
33. My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
34. Are those space pants?
Because your legs are out of this world.
35. Are you really as beatiful as you seem, or do you remind me of myself?
36. Beauty is only a light switch away.
37. Damn! I thought Very Fine only came in a can.
38. Can I see your tan lines?
39. Did it hurt?
(what)
When you fell from heaven?
40. Do you have a library card?
Because I'm checking you out.
41. Do you know the essential difference between sex and a conversation?
(no)
Let's go somewhere and talk.
42. Do you mind if I stare from upclose instead of form across the room?
43. Do you sleep on your front?
Do you mind if i do?
44. Excuse me, is that dress felt?
Would you like it to be?
45. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
46. I am conducting a field test of how many women have pierced nipples.
47. Pardon me, are you in heat?
48. My friend and I have a bet you won't take off your blouse in public.
49. Hey baby, wanna to make an easy 50 bucks?
50. Want to see my hard drive?
I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
51. You make my software turn to hardware.
52. Be unique and different. Say yes.
53. Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
54. I'm easy. Are you?
55. You see my friend over there?
( point at a friend and have them shyly wave)
He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
56. Do you have a boy-friend?
( No) Want one?
( Yes) want another one?
57. Gee, That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
58. ( walk into her chest and say) If they weren't so large it wouldn't of happened.
59. Baby, you must be a light switch, because everytime I see you, you turn me on.
60. I just had to come over and talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
61. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
62. Let's take a shower - together- you smell.
63. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
64. Sex is a killer... Want to die happy?
65. Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again?
66. You have a great smile, to bad that's not all you are wearing.
67. My name isn't Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed-rock.
68. My name is " milk" and I'll do your body good.
69. Let's play war. I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
70. Let's play pinnochio. You sit on my face and I will tell lies.
71. Let's have a party and invite your pants to come down.
72. I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there.
73. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on the earth.
74. I'm about to masturbate. Could I get a name with that face?
75. If it is true that you are what you eat, then I could be you in the morning?
76. If I could be anything, I'd be your bathwater.
77. I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
78. I must be drunk, because you look great.
79. I have a math lesson for you. You plus me equals 69.
80. I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
81. How do you like your eggs cooked? That way I know what to make in the morning.
82. Hey baby, wanna see something swell?
83. Hey baby, mind if i take off my pants?
Man Is a "FieroLisa" flame somthing i should get used to on the list.. Good god its almost 3 pages... DAMN! --edited-- HELL YEA I AM THE 3rd PAGE woo hoo woo hoo I HAVE NO LIFE!
better get a few more in before Cliff wakes up!
