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My ex-girlfriend paid me 50 bucks for sex. by GT Bastard
Started on: 05-26-2001 02:23 AM
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Report this Post05-26-2001 02:23 AM Click Here to See the Profile for GT BastardClick Here to visit GT Bastard's HomePageClick Here to Email GT BastardSend a Private Message to GT BastardDirect Link to This Post
Does anyone else think this is odd? Now I'm officially a man-whore. Ahhhhh.... No more margaritas at Rio Bravos. The funny thing is, she's probably going to read this and get pi$$ed.

ps-I'll bet you think I'm joking.

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Report this Post05-26-2001 02:31 AM Click Here to See the Profile for SongmanClick Here to visit Songman's HomePageSend a Private Message to SongmanDirect Link to This Post
What does she look like? I woulda probably done if for half that as long as she bought the margueritas! hehe

Sorry dude... just teasing....

As they say 'It's good work if you can get it'

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Report this Post05-26-2001 02:32 AM Click Here to See the Profile for rodmcneillClick Here to Email rodmcneillSend a Private Message to rodmcneillDirect Link to This Post
Yes, I think its real odd, next time get at least $75.00!
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Report this Post05-26-2001 10:17 AM Click Here to See the Profile for DJRiceClick Here to Email DJRiceSend a Private Message to DJRiceDirect Link to This Post
Some guys have all the luck...

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Report this Post05-26-2001 10:27 AM Click Here to See the Profile for JSochaSend a Private Message to JSochaDirect Link to This Post
Don't get married...

The faucets will get shut off permanetly and no price turns them back on!

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Report this Post05-26-2001 11:09 AM Click Here to See the Profile for WolfhoundClick Here to visit Wolfhound's HomePageClick Here to Email WolfhoundSend a Private Message to WolfhoundDirect Link to This Post
Tell her we're running a special in Alabama, Three for a nickle!
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Report this Post05-26-2001 11:30 AM Click Here to See the Profile for SongmanClick Here to visit Songman's HomePageSend a Private Message to SongmanDirect Link to This Post
I thought my comeback was funny, but you guys are hilarious! heheh

Yep.. some guys have all the luck...

Now, back in my day.... but that is another story...

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Report this Post05-26-2001 12:21 PM Click Here to See the Profile for RaydarClick Here to Email RaydarSend a Private Message to RaydarDirect Link to This Post
GT Bastard? Deuce Bigelow? Seperated at birth?

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Report this Post05-26-2001 12:57 PM Click Here to See the Profile for CoconutClick Here to Email CoconutSend a Private Message to CoconutDirect Link to This Post
HO! LOL!

[This message has been edited by Coconut (edited 05-26-2001).]

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Report this Post05-26-2001 05:46 PM Click Here to See the Profile for PhilphineClick Here to Email PhilphineSend a Private Message to PhilphineDirect Link to This Post
and i bet you're just proud of yourself aren't you?

shoot...i would.

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Report this Post05-26-2001 06:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for flipperwasaporpoiseClick Here to Email flipperwasaporpoiseSend a Private Message to flipperwasaporpoiseDirect Link to This Post
GT Bastard-You wish! If anything, you should pay me!

Coconut-GT Bastard isn't a "ho" because he's lying!

And to whoever made the comment about Alabama..you couldn't pay me anything to even step foot in Alabama. I don't associate with shoeless people without teeth. SO THERE!! South Dakota is bad enough.

P.S. Don't believe what GT Bastard says.

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Report this Post05-26-2001 06:25 PM Click Here to See the Profile for KissMySSFieroClick Here to Email KissMySSFieroSend a Private Message to KissMySSFieroDirect Link to This Post
PROUD....hell yeah i would be proud. hell i would go as far as to post it somewhere on the net. I had to move 1200 miles away from my ex to get her to stop askin for it from me. Hey they dont call me elephant man cuz im ugle. hehe
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Report this Post05-26-2001 07:07 PM Click Here to See the Profile for GT BastardClick Here to visit GT Bastard's HomePageClick Here to Email GT BastardSend a Private Message to GT BastardDirect Link to This Post
Flipperwasaporpoise(aka Angela), I knew it! you still need to pay me for last night.
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Report this Post05-26-2001 07:07 PM Click Here to See the Profile for SongmanClick Here to visit Songman's HomePageSend a Private Message to SongmanDirect Link to This Post
Something tells me that we have now heard from the ex... Sorry darlin, it is all in fun...

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Report this Post05-26-2001 07:13 PM Click Here to See the Profile for flipperwasaporpoiseClick Here to Email flipperwasaporpoiseSend a Private Message to flipperwasaporpoiseDirect Link to This Post
GT Bastard- YOU need to pay ME for pain and suffering. My attorney will be sending you the papers shortly.
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Report this Post05-26-2001 07:55 PM Click Here to See the Profile for SongmanClick Here to visit Songman's HomePageSend a Private Message to SongmanDirect Link to This Post
Now kids.. there ain't no reason to get nasty about it... it was a joke and it is over now... we're all still friends here even if we don't date anymore....

How about a handshake?

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Report this Post05-26-2001 07:57 PM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroLisaClick Here to Email FieroLisaSend a Private Message to FieroLisaDirect Link to This Post
Haha just love the things that go on in this forum...
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Report this Post05-26-2001 09:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for TerryboginClick Here to Email TerryboginSend a Private Message to TerryboginDirect Link to This Post
At least in Alabama you don't have to pay your ex for sex. All you need is a few beers and that old lady with no teeth is starting to look pretty good. . .
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Report this Post05-26-2001 10:08 PM Click Here to See the Profile for TerryboginClick Here to Email TerryboginSend a Private Message to TerryboginDirect Link to This Post
WTF? I fixed my profile so you can see that I am also from your neck of the woods. Geeze, it was a joke. How about this:
"BiteMyHairyAlabamaAss"
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Report this Post05-26-2001 10:32 PM Click Here to See the Profile for WolfhoundClick Here to visit Wolfhound's HomePageClick Here to Email WolfhoundSend a Private Message to WolfhoundDirect Link to This Post
Thats funny! Never had a date in Anniston!

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Originally posted by flipperwasaporpoise:
GT Bastard- YOU need to pay ME for pain and suffering. My attorney will be sending you the papers shortly.

"By chance will you also be taking this to 'small claims' court?"

This forum is great!

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Report this Post05-26-2001 11:12 PM Click Here to See the Profile for StandardClick Here to visit Standard's HomePageClick Here to Email StandardSend a Private Message to StandardDirect Link to This Post
bahahahahahaha you bastard

thank god my ex isn't on the forum... hehehe

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Yes Standard, thank god hehe .. j/k.. I'd leave if any of my ex's showed up..
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Originally posted by JSocha:
"By chance will you also be taking this to 'small claims' court?"

Ouch!

BTW, I usually get paid extra to provide pain and suffering.

Completely off the subject, how many posts do I need before I can harass FieroLisa?

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Report this Post05-27-2001 12:53 AM Click Here to See the Profile for SongmanClick Here to visit Songman's HomePageSend a Private Message to SongmanDirect Link to This Post
I think the official number is 'at least 821'...
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at least enough that she knows that we all love her and only tease her in fun... heheh

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Report this Post05-27-2001 11:51 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Patrick's DadClick Here to visit Patrick's Dad's HomePageClick Here to Email Patrick's DadSend a Private Message to Patrick's DadDirect Link to This Post
I don't know about that marriage/no sex thing. I can prove that I've had sex at least twice. and I hope to proiduce a couple more pieces of evidence before I'm done.

As to the harrassment of FieroLisa, you guys are exactly the reason that my daughter is grounded until she's 35.

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Report this Post05-27-2001 01:48 PM Click Here to See the Profile for fierohohoClick Here to Email fierohohoSend a Private Message to fierohohoDirect Link to This Post
WOW! I should get down here more often, this place has weird stuff, fun but weird.
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WOW! I should get down here more often, this place has weird stuff, fun but weird.

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Report this Post05-27-2001 03:16 PM Click Here to See the Profile for CameronClick Here to visit Cameron's HomePageSend a Private Message to CameronDirect Link to This Post
You know, I have mixed feelings on this...I mean if my ex-gf wanted to pay me for sex, I have no clue what I'd do...I mean on one hand you got sex, I mean always a good thing, and on the other you got your ex, which...nuff said . I donno...would be a tough decision...glad I don't have to make it.

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Report this Post05-27-2001 03:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for JSochaSend a Private Message to JSochaDirect Link to This Post
My GF didn't agree with my philosophy on relationships: "Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free".

So I married her...and it seems like Ole Bessy now needs to be put out to pasture, cause the milk has gone sour since then. <sigh>

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Report this Post05-27-2001 03:36 PM Click Here to See the Profile for SongmanClick Here to visit Songman's HomePageSend a Private Message to SongmanDirect Link to This Post
I don't like milk... no wonder I'm not married!

What am I gonna do now?!? hehe

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Report this Post05-28-2001 07:22 AM Click Here to See the Profile for rogergarrisonClick Here to Email rogergarrisonSend a Private Message to rogergarrisonDirect Link to This Post
Ill do it for free Angela. And Ill even provide transportation......send pic!!!!!!
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Report this Post05-28-2001 09:37 AM Click Here to See the Profile for firstfieroClick Here to Email firstfieroSend a Private Message to firstfieroDirect Link to This Post
you don't have to pay for sex in alabama...as long as your sister is near by. Or various barn yard animals....

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Report this Post05-28-2001 01:25 PM Click Here to See the Profile for flipperwasaporpoiseClick Here to Email flipperwasaporpoiseSend a Private Message to flipperwasaporpoiseDirect Link to This Post
This is out of control!!! By the way, anyone near Sioux Falls should check out my post about selling my Fiero under the mall part. Yesterday, I was told by GT Bastard and Fierogod (or so he thinks he's a Fiero god) that I'm not a true Fiero owner because I have a decent job. Now let's start talking about that topic.
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Report this Post05-28-2001 02:28 PM Click Here to See the Profile for TerryboginClick Here to Email TerryboginSend a Private Message to TerryboginDirect Link to This Post
Hey firstfiero, isn't Granny's Whorehouse in York? My uncle went there a while back looking for some action, but the only person there was a little old lady. He told her that she would be too old and dry, but she said that she gave that up years ago. She explained that she would pop out her glass eye and take it there. Uncle Bob, replied how sick that was, but since the first one was a freeby, he agreed to try it. Afterward, he told granny how great it was and he would be back every chance that he got. Her reply?
"I'll keep an eye out for you"
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Report this Post05-28-2001 02:35 PM Click Here to See the Profile for SongmanClick Here to visit Songman's HomePageSend a Private Message to SongmanDirect Link to This Post
Thank God I don't have a real job! I like what I do much better... Gives me more time to play with my cars AND follow all the rumor mill here!

And don't worry Angela... we know it is all a joke. You're one of us now... Just don't sell your Fiero!

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LMAO!!!!


 
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My GF didn't agree with my philosophy on relationships: "Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free".

So I married her...and it seems like Ole Bessy now needs to be put out to pasture, cause the milk has gone sour since then. <sigh>

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Originally posted by JSocha:
So I married her...and it seems like Ole Bessy now needs to be put out to pasture, cause the milk has gone sour since then. <sigh>

It's that damn secret ingredient they put in wedding cake that only affects women! Yeah, my wife's vows shoulda been, "I do...now I don't have to anymore."

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Report this Post05-29-2001 01:39 AM Click Here to See the Profile for wkaylClick Here to Email wkaylSend a Private Message to wkaylDirect Link to This Post
Glad I was on the west coast of S.Dak this past weekend..
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