An Open Letter to the rest of the country!
O.K. Here's the deal.
We in Florida have all gotten together and decided to hold the
rest of the country hostage with these here election results until
you come and take your parents back home with you! That's right,
we're tired of hearing how good it was back home and how beautiful
your children are.
We can't stand it any longer! And were did they learn to
DRIVE????? We're running out of Depends down here and it's gonna
get messy.
You want a president...well, we want the speed limit over 20
mph...is it a deal?
George W. are you listening? How you Al? Are you getting this?
We need a break and quit sending the Canadians down here too! We
mean it. We're not letting the results out; we'll stall law
suits, claim ballot fraud, anything, until you come and take the
old goats outta here!
Signed,
A concerned citizen
