I'm heading to work yesterday around 5. I'm pretty happy because for the first time in a month my car isn't shrieking and klunking. Shrieking from the belt and klunking because of an alternator getting reday to implode. I had them both fixed on friday and I'm finnaly free to have a little fun. Well just my luck when I'm sitting at a red light a ricer in his honda civic rolls up. Stickers everywhere on this pos with a big old fart pipe in the back. He trys to time it to do the old ricer fly by. NOT TODAY MY RICE EATING FRIEND! The light flips green with him having a rolling start I hammer first and reel him in real quick. I get right up beside him and stay their for a 2nd. Long enough to look over at him and his 2 home boy friends. I kept a blank stare on my face. They had their honda SCREAMING and they all looked right at me with reel pissed off looks on their face. I gave them a big smile and mashed to the floor! DUSTED!!! All they saw was tail lights. At the next light I looked in my mirror and saw the driver shoot me the bird. HEHEHEHE...killing a honda is no big deal but the whole staring right at them as were speeding down the road made it priceless.
If I offended anyone with the term "ricer"....get over it because thats what they are and thats the way it is!

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Hey Mr. Ricer come over here and tell me how your stickers make you faster.....

Nice Kill,

I used to live in a college town and there are pimped out ricers everywhere. I'm going back down that way to pick up my Fiero, and I am planning to do a quick jog over there to find some ricers to play with. Don't think they will stand much chance with this Fiero, new engine 2.8 V6, underdrive pulley kit, Hypertech Chip... loads of goodies....lol

The Dealer

[This message has been edited by The Dealer (edited 06-24-2001).]

I cant wait until i have my Caddy swap done, that sounds like fun

YA , that sounds cool.......... But sat. , after going to Home Dep. , and sitting at a light forever , a ricer pulled next to my 87 GT............. Police pulled me over and gave me a ticket for 59 in a 35..Yea I dusted him , but it was sweet and sour !!!!!!!My hot 3.2 isn't in yet! How can I "test" it with a ticket on my head ???????????

A wise man once said "you have to pay to play". It's all part of the rush!

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Hey Mr. Ricer come over here and tell me how your stickers make you faster.....

I love killing Honda's! There is a Ford Probe that runs around here with a serious RICE disease! He has a TURBO sticker on his car and its NOT turbocharged! I love ripping on him! It was about a week ago that my buddy Keith and I (his 86 GT and my 85 GT fastback) ran up on him. Well it was sad because we TORE him up! Then we continued (at a light) to pop our heads out the sunroof and tell him "Nice turbo Probe" wow he was SALTY! Hehe!

I guess when it comes to "rice" my quote fits tride and true...

"RACED THAT WRECKED BETTER"

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~In Memory Of Jesse Cesek~ 1980-2000
1985 GT ~Purple, Black and Yellow Interior(Fastback Converted)
1997 Mitsu Eclipse GSX (AWD, Turbo) DOA on 12/10/2000