Yep they screw us every which way they can, here is the scan report.
I did not mention it, but they also test the gas cap.
1st to make sure we have one. (Who drives around without a cap)
2nd to make sure it holds a vacuum. Its kinda funny they test the cap to make sure it works, but don't both to check the evap system, which I have totally removed, charcoal canister and everything, the vent tube to the tank is on a U bent straight down.
The "safety" checks actually worry me more than the emissions tests. Every good mechanic knows how to cheat the tests, add alcohol to the gas, swap in a special Air Care chip, tweak the timing and idle speed. We are allowed to have ANY engine we want, regardless of size, horsepower or year, just so long as we can get it to pass the tailpipe test based on what the stock engine would have put out.
The politicians thought, "well all those modified cars engines, must be horrid on gas, there is no way you can have a fast car that is efficient..... so the Air-Care test was started........... Little did the idiots realize that any real good hot rodder knows, the more efficient your motor is, the power it makes for the same $$$ in the tank. So we simply bumped the compression up, tweaked the tuning, and strung out motors out to high hell. When the emissions test comes along, we drop in a quart of methylalchole to get the combustion chamber temps down and pass with flying colours.
What really worries us is if they mandate the safety tests for ALL cars once a year instead of the emissions test.
The government safety tests, are insane, I mean they take a micrometer and check tolerances, hell it is REAL and written in the book, they can fail you for a torn drivers seat. Claiming that a spring could pop out and distract the driver. THey are called MVI's here, and are mandatory for any car imported from either out of province or out of country. Also any time a cop does not like a modified car, or street racer, drag racer on the street, he can hand you an MVI slip and it can basically be the death of your car. If you have a 4 link out back, big block out front, and its not STOCK, they can say its not OEM and no longer meets OEM spec, Park It. You are no longer road legal. The MVI is the provinces quick ticket to get modified cars off the road. I got slapped with one in my 85GT years ago, cost me $2500 to get the car passed, but once I had that sticker on my windshield the cops pretty much left me alone, aside from nanny items like my lisc plate frame obscured the tags on the back, or tires to wide. (225/50/16's, which were barley wider than the stock 215's.)
Well here is the scan.
![](http://captfiero.com/aircare/aircare86semoms.jpg)
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