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cliffw FEB 21, 09:05 PM
The Forum is a little slow.

Remember, this is a family forum. You wife might see your post, .

No fake news. I do not need to brag.

Dear Penthouse, I have a confession. I had no cum shattering stories but I have had fun.

About around the year 1981 I was at a bar. With friends I graduated with in 1977. We were sitting there, BS'ing over some beers. The waitress came over and gave me a shot of tequila, and a shot of Crown Royal. .

She said some gals at an other table, actually just one of them, sent me those drinks. I was flustered. I shot one and waved. My friends said I need to go over and thank her. So. I shot the other one, stood up, and went over.

Uhh, the rest is "Dear Penthouse". My buds, and hers, all got together, had a very good time.

I got more. What you got ?
blackrams FEB 21, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by cliffw:

I got more. What you got ?



Nothing, after two shots (consumed as you described) someone would have to carry me home.
I hope that's what she did. For you.............

Rams

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cliffw FEB 21, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by blackrams:
I hope that's what she did. For you.............



I had wing men. They let her and her friends take advantage of me. All innocent. That's what she told me, .
Wichita FEB 21, 10:56 PM
randye FEB 22, 02:07 AM

quote
Originally posted by cliffw:

The Forum is a little slow.

Remember, this is a family forum. You wife might see your post, .

No fake news. I do not need to brag.

Dear Penthouse, I have a confession. I had no cum shattering stories but I have had fun.

About around the year 1981 I was at a bar. With friends I graduated with in 1977. We were sitting there, BS'ing over some beers. The waitress came over and gave me a shot of tequila, and a shot of Crown Royal. .

She said some gals at an other table, actually just one of them, sent me those drinks. I was flustered. I shot one and waved. My friends said I need to go over and thank her. So. I shot the other one, stood up, and went over.

Uhh, the rest is "Dear Penthouse". My buds, and hers, all got together, had a very good time.

I got more. What you got ?



FriendGregory FEB 25, 06:47 PM
Dear Penthouse,
I fell in love! Well, not fell, slowly eased into it. Ok, maybe not love but, I studied the process and did my best to play the part.
sourmash FEB 25, 07:10 PM
I never thought it would happen to me but I went to a costume party dressed as Garth from Wayne's World and my girlfriend was dressed as Wayne. All night I had my flannel shirt tied around my waist and I schwinged! assorted women with my sizable swinging shirt sleeves, some I schwinged multiple times...and they all loved it. When we went home we partied on.

But before we went home we met ourselves at a bar while partying on listening to a reggae band.

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blackrams FEB 25, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by sourmash:

I never thought it would happen to me but I went to a costume party dressed as Garth from Wayne's World and my girlfriend was dressed as Wayne. All night I had my flannel shirt tied around my waist and I schwinged! assorted women with my sizable swinging shirt sleeves, some I schwinged multiple times...and they all loved it. When we went home we partied on.

But before we went home we met ourselves at a bar while partying on listening to a reggae band.



I have no idea as to how to respond to this.
Without pictures, we really don't know this happened. But, that's OK, I'm good with not knowing for sure.
Have never seen Wayne's World and now I'm sure I won't.
Yes, I lead a sheltered life.

Rams
sourmash FEB 25, 07:38 PM
The chubby girl seemed the most moved by being schwinged.
TheDigitalAlchemist FEB 25, 07:57 PM
Dear Penthouse, I never dreamed I would end up WORKING there...

Quick tour of the place, and my office. (Don't believe me? look for the three Fiero-related things...heh... can't find the other half of the tour...must be on a Hard drive *somewhere* )

Three words: BEST.JOB.EVER.

(Till they decided to go public...which wasn't the best idea...)

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