We are being lied to! (Page 1/1)
williegoat FEB 16, 01:41 PM
Read the label. It says, “Mrs. Butterworth’s Original Syrup”, but yet it also states, “-NOW- Thicker ‘n Richer”. Thicker and richer than what? The original? Obviously, somebody is lying to us. Unless of course, they are referring to Mrs. Butterworth herself. But, calling her thick is just impolite and it seems to me that she was rather portly to begin with. In addition, I am not convinced that the syrup industry is sufficiently lucrative as to make her substantially richer. Besides, shouldn’t it be Ms Butterworth’s?

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olejoedad FEB 16, 01:46 PM
Are people that use maple syrup in reality junkie tree vampires?
MidEngineManiac FEB 16, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by olejoedad:

Are people that use maple syrup in reality junkie tree vampires?



I vant to suck your stump !....no....wait....that didnt sound right...
shemdogg FEB 16, 06:39 PM
Hey at least hes in a happy place, mr butterworth that is
http://mrbutterworths.blogs...7_05_01_archive.html

shem
randye FEB 16, 10:40 PM
Nothing like adding "New and Improved" or "Now Richer and Thicker" to actually say:

"We were not selling you the best product we could make before, but since or sales have slipped against our superior competition we finally decided to do better."



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Originally posted by williegoat:

Besides, shouldn’t it be Ms Butterworth’s?




Considering that I can't recall anyone ever actually seeing MR. Butterworth, you have a good point.

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cliffw FEB 18, 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by randye:
Nothing like adding "New and Improved" or "Now Richer and Thicker" to actually say:



Yeah. Heh, many brands do it. It's all in the packaging to suck the gullible in. My Wife, while far from gullible, is a gullible shopper. Except when I tell her what I want. She thinks it's romantic for us to be going shopping together. Not me, I want to get in and out ASAP, especially when it's crowded. She takes time to look at all of the new varieties (of what she wants).

In fact, all the new and improved stuff further adds to the overcrowding. Either people taking time to peruse the new offerings, or those like me who look for the familiar logo / name brand that I actually want and get 'er done. Now I find myself having to spend time looking for the original that I like and want. [rant / rant off]

What ever happened to the "New Coke" ?


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Originally posted by randye:
Considering that I can't recall anyone ever actually seeing MR. Butterworth, you have a good point.



I have seen Mrs Butterworth. She is married to Mr Butterworth. They live just down the street.

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