Now Taking Orders (Page 1/1)
MidEngineManiac NOV 11, 11:35 AM
Since the season is almost on us, and I have grown tired of selling the Ingloo Kits and Ski Hill Kits of past years, I am excited to bring a BRAND NEW product to market this year !!

Genuine Canadian UN-ASSEMBLED SNOWMAN KITS !!!!!

Just think of the fun the kids will have with our (patent-pending) self-load system. You can load as many or as few UN-ASSEMBLED SNOWMAN KITS as you like into your vehical, and you SAVE on shipping by picking them up yourself. FAMILY FUN, MEMORIES THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME.

Hurry and reserve YOUR kitt NOW, pick-up dates are limited, and all this fun PLUS potentially unlimited snowmen for only $799.95 with NO shipping or handling charges !!! *

(*cost of Rub A5-35 and Tylenol for strained back not included. A signed waiver is required. Ambulatory transpotation for persons suffering heart attacks while self-load their kits arranged for $999.99 extra, plus administration fee)
pokeyfiero NOV 24, 02:56 PM
I'm Eco friendly. What substitutes are available for the coal eyes?
MidEngineManiac NOV 27, 01:34 PM
Depleted uranium.
Thunderstruck GT NOV 27, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by pokeyfiero:

I'm Eco friendly. What substitutes are available for the coal eyes?



I'm selling Reindeer poop.
Jenkem DEC 27, 12:38 PM
Am I too late for one of these? This would be a great addition to my igloo kit that I bought from you last year.
MidEngineManiac JAN 13, 01:37 PM
I'll get back to you. We have some product relations issues right now...It seems their union thought self-loading meant they would load themselves into your car.

rice.1 FEB 23, 10:40 AM


lol this is great.
2.5 MAR 02, 01:44 PM
I have a formal complaint.

Mine melted.
MidEngineManiac MAR 03, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by 2.5:

I have a formal complaint.

Mine melted.



They do that from time to time. Since we just got a fresh shipment in yesterday, I can offer you not one, but 2 FREE replacement self-loading snowman kits to make up for your loss. However, to prevent such sad losses in the future, might I suggest re-locating to Nanuvit in order to properly care for your kits.
cliffw FEB 17, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Jenkem:
Am I too late for one of these? This would be a great addition to my igloo kit that I bought from you last year.



How did this guy get banned with only 27 posts ?